A new name for New Zealand's two islands?

New Zealand has a problem! The names for the two islands (imaginatively entitled North and South) were never legally registered, and so the country is trying to decide what to call them. There are many suggestions already for this; click on the title for a link to a news article about the dilemma. My current favourite is from a Texan: Not Australia and Still Not Australia. Can you do better? Post your ideas here...